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From Chicken Soup for the Soul: Read, Laugh, Repeat
By Ernie Witham The trouble with, "A place for everything and everything in its place" is that there's always more everything than places.
~Elayne Bundy
As a husband, you have to be really careful what you say because your wife might just take you to task — literally — based on nothing more than a simple statement like: "I'm going to golf all day Saturday; then Sunday I'll do whatever you want to do, dear." "That's what you said," my wife reminded me, handing me a hammer. "What I meant was we could go to lunch. Grab a crab melt at Moby Dick's out on Stearns Wharf or something. Watch tourists try to park their Hummers in those compact-car-only spots. That's always fun. Maybe someone interesting will show up — like the guy who lets the pigeons eat breadcrumbs off his head. You know he hasn't had dandruff in years? Or hair for that matter. Plus he never needs a hat because of the sunscreen effect of all that guano. Whataya say we check that out? Doesn't that sound like fun?" (Keep reading) | 
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