These Marriage Quotes Are Funny Because They're True 🤣

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VIEW ONLINE GET THE MAGAZINE Will Ferrell once said: "Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are." We have more funny quotes about marriage in today's top story. Further down, we have a tip that might improve your computer—but we have no marriage advice in this newsletter. —Cameron Songer, Newsletter Editor   funny stuff 38 Marriage Quotes That Are Hilarious Because They're True Between the romance, the long nights, the monotonous days and the bickering over who last did the laundry, there are truly some hilarious moments that can be perfectly described with a funny marriage quote. Read some here → digest this 6 Out of 10 Top Chefs Picked This as Their All-Time Favorite McDonald’s Burger One executive chef called this his "ride-or-die burger" because it always hits the spot. Is it also your favorite? → who knew? This Is Why Cops Tap Your Taillight During a Traffic Stop It isn't just an old-school superstition—it has a secret purpose. Find out what it is → tech savvy Confirmed: Do You Need to Shut Down Your Computer Every Night? There's an ideal frequency for fully turning off your device. If you own a computer, you should know this → round trip I’ve Been on Two of the Biggest Cruise Ships in the World—Here’s the One I Want to Sail on Again In the battle of megaships, Royal Caribbean's Icon of the Seas competes with MSC's World America. See the winner → life hack These Are the Modern Skills That Will Make You a Genius, According to 3 of the Smartest People We Know Stephen Fry, Carmen De La Paz and Damian Kulash weigh in on today's essential skills. Here's what you need to be the best version of yourself →   $11 a Year! Get all the facts without all the fluff! Subscribe Today!   Know someone who would love this? SHARE THIS NEWSLETTER UnsubscribeManage PreferencesPrivacy Policy Trusted Media Brands, Inc. 1610 N 2nd St, Suite 102, Milwaukee, WI 53212 2026 Trusted Media Brands. All rights reserved.